If you want to hang out tell me like a week beforehand so I can plan out the reasons why I won’t be able to go
“where are you going to college”
“what do you want to go to college for”
“have you decided what you want to do with the rest of your life based on 12 years of studying material that has little real world practical applicability”
dogs deserve to live forever
And humans don’t?
i am the human version of the first piece of bread